500fairytales:

Today thanks to the men in my city I found out I have SHAPESHIFTING POWERS.

Get this: I’m hot with a nice ass

Until I ignore your cat calls

Then I’m a fat, ugly bitch.

LIKE MAGIC

I’M GONNA BE A TROUT NEXT

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notkatniss:

Spooky scary

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fuckyeahbats:

aww

whitecapps:

HAHAHAAA  You are upside down my friend!  

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Chief complaints

wayfaringmd:

of one of my pregnant patients, seen by a colleague: small white worms in urine.

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Colleague’s assessment of patient’s complaint: “Urinalysis confirms the worms were, in fact, rolled up bits of toilet paper.”

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Oh my god! I love Josh! I’m majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!

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Ron.

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